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Timmatt
post Dec 8 2005, 09:32 AM
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Real Name: Matthew Martin
Age:28
Online gaming/clan experience:
Ultima Online
Diablo 1 + 2
Counter Strike + Halflife + Source
Quake2
Eve Online
Starcraft + Warcraft 3
SWG
City of Heroes + City of Villans
Planetside
Ultima Online
Dawn of War
Battlefield 2
Far Cry
World of Warcraft

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Counter Strike : Source = [BSOD] Blue Screen of Death
Planetside + World of Warcraft + SWG + City of Heroes = NA - Nordic Assault
City of Villans = Euro Evil
Eve Online + Dawn of War [Used to be called TRICORP. But is now called Relictors.


Your Poem:

Under The Affluence of Incohol



I go to the fridge looking for some words to drink.
Nothing there.
I call my friends.
"The pub! I'll bring the thesaurus." Agreed.
A stubbie. Exchange a few similes.
Another stubbie.
Mix a few metaphors.
Hey, my friends say, "your slurds are starting to whirr.
You're under the affluence of incohol."
"No way," I reply, "I'm jober as a sudge".
My friends say I'm angling the queen's minglish.
I foe a threw insults back.
They call me a posspit.
They say "you know, Mir and better fours don't mix!"
What would nay though?
I have a bew more fears.
Febore I know it, the club is posing.
I'd stunk my last drubbie.
"Where's the posest club?" I ask.
"New hose? Let's wind fun."

We stralk along the wheat.
A cur lease par barses pie.
"Ello hoffy sir" I call out, ta rick you lately. "Looking for mubble trakers?"
The cur lease par sterns and tops.
A blan in moo gets out and talks ooh ward me.
He holds out a rape tea corder.
He says

"talk into this please until I say stop".

He is forking tunny.
"Could you gay that a sen?" I say.
He pea-reats simhelf.
"Fot the wuck moo do yean, pork into this tlease? Eak spoper prenglish!"

"I'm sorry, sir. I'm arresting you for having a spoonerism level above the legal limit of 0.08 per hundred words. You will have to accompany me to the station."

Now I'm in sheep dit.
What started out as a bite with the noise, because of no fear in the bridge,
has nurned Terry, Terry vasty.
In the norming, I have to gee the sudge.
I have a very whore said.

"How do you plead?"

"Got nilty, whore onya" I say.
Whoops. He is pot rimnessed.

"I sentence you to four months silence. Officer, take away his thesaurus. You will be eligible for a dictionary no earlier than two months from now".

Dot will I woo? Fry mends won't mork to tea. I'm din is grace.
Cow will I hope with more funths of

license?



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Cyprio
post Dec 8 2005, 11:29 AM
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In 2142 EA might get it right...


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Another lifted poem? Sigh. biggrin.gif

And, i mean do you really call that online gaming/clan experience??? tongue.gif

Welcome on board mate, will change your forum permissions so you can meet the guys in the private forums.
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::BR::Buttercup
post Dec 8 2005, 11:48 AM
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Oops Upside Your Head


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post Dec 8 2005, 12:45 PM
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Is that gasoline I smell?


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Welcome Timmat smile.gif


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Timmatt
post Dec 8 2005, 01:44 PM
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QUOTE(Cyprio @ Dec 8 2005, 11:29 AM)
Another lifted poem? Sigh.          biggrin.gif

And, i mean do you really call that online gaming/clan experience??? tongue.gif

Welcome on board mate, will change your forum permissions so you can meet the guys in the private forums.
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lifted... well... us NA guys arnt great at poems... but i was going to paste the best poem ever....

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom

"The German Guns", by Private S. Baldrick



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Cyprio
post Dec 8 2005, 01:45 PM
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In 2142 EA might get it right...


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QUOTE(Timmatt @ Dec 8 2005, 01:44 PM)
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom

"The German Guns", by Private S. Baldrick
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Classic!
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Kell
post Dec 8 2005, 04:14 PM
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Like Rick, only fatter


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Howdy ho!

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SK8D
post Dec 10 2005, 11:20 AM
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Curse of the Dutchman: Revenge of the Spam King


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the boom poem is nice ;)

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Timmatt
post Apr 20 2010, 07:42 PM
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so... did i get in


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Scotteh
post Apr 20 2010, 08:05 PM
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WARNING Bullshit here >>


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We were hoping you just drifted away like the rest of them...


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